Homer vs. Homer (day twenty four)

Here is a list poem of quotes from Homer and from his modern American counterpart for day twenty four of national poetry month in the USA.

Homer vs. Homer

The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
-Homer, The Iliad

Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
-Homer Simpson

A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a time.
― Homer, The Odyssey

What’s the point of going out? We’re just gonna wind up back here anyway.
-Homer Simpson

All men have need of the gods.
Homer, The Odyssey

But Marge, what if we picked the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
-Homer Simpson

There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover’s whisper, irresistible—magic to make the sanest man go mad.
― Homer, The Iliad

(drunk) Guess how many boobs I saw today? Fifteen!
-Homer Simpson

There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife.
― Homer, The Odyssey

I’m going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love… and I won’t be back for ten minutes!
-Homer Simpson

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