Monthly Archives: January 2009

Today’s Anagram: Rahm Emanuel

A Lean Hummer

Manure Helm

Male Ram En Uh!
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Today’s Epigram

“Who gossips with you will gossip of you.”

-Irish proverb

Next Season Of “The Bachelor” To Feature She-Male

Los Angeles, CA – There is very strict security enforced on the set during the filming of the popular reality show The Bachelor which is wrapping up filming it’s final episodes for next season. However, reports are circulating from a reliable source that one of the women who was accepted as a finalist and survived past a number of rose ceremony screenings was eventually revealed to be a she-male. “We think it will get people thinking about what really matters in relationships,” said one of the production crew on condition of anonymity.
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Today’s Poem: Girl In A Miniskirt Reading The Bible Outside My Window, by Charles Bukowski

Sunday, I am eating a
grapefruit, church is over at the Russian
Orthodox to the
west.

she is dark
of Eastern descent,
large brown eyes look up from the Bible
then down. a small red and black
Bible, and as she reads
her legs keep moving, moving,
she is doing a slow rythmic dance
reading the Bible. . .

long gold earrings;
2 gold bracelets on each arm,
and it’s a mini-suit, I suppose,
the cloth hugs her body,
the lightest of tans is that cloth,
she twists this way and that,
long yellow legs warm in the sun. . .

there is no escaping her being
there is no desire to. . .

my radio is playing symphonic music
that she cannot hear
but her movements coincide exactly
to the rhythms of the
symphony. . .

she is dark, she is dark
she is reading about God.
I am God.
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Today’s Anagram: Joe Biden

Anagrams for Joe Biden:

Job Need I

Jibed One
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Today’s Epigram

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”

-Abraham Lincoln

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Today’s Anagram: Rick Warren

Crank Wrier
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