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Male Stupidity Linked To Bed-Sharing, Though Sex Improves Listening Skills

Posted on September 14, 2008 | Leave a comment

Vienna, Austria – Theories about male stupidity go as far back to Adam and Eve. Now “brain drain” due to bed-sharing has been identified as a cause of decreased cognitive function in men. “We weren’t meant to share beds. Sex and sleeping together is a modern phenomenon, ” said researchers who developed the study. The syndrome seems to affect men far more than women, as women seem to be programmed to handle sleep interruption better than men. The study did show that sex appeared to improve male listening skills. “At least the men appeared to be listening after sex, but maybe they were finally able to get some sleep,” said the researchers.

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Husband Agrees To Talk To Wife During Sex

Posted on August 15, 2008 | Leave a comment

Seattle, WA - “Talk to my wife during sex? I suppose I could. The phone is right there,” said Rod Davis, while attending the acclaimed Gottman Institute weekend workshop for couples at the Seattle Center. The workshop is designed to help improve communication in committed, long-term relationships. “If talking during sex is really important to her, I guess it is something I should step up and do,” said Davis.
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iPod-Powered Vibrator Creates A Sensation

Posted on August 15, 2008 | Leave a comment

New York, NY - With the release of the world’s first iPod-powered vibrator, OhMiBod has brought new meaning to the Rolling Stones lyric, “Start Me Up.” The OhMiBod device automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Industry analysts covering the emerging tele-dildonics industry say this is just the beginning. “I expect Nintendo to put an interactive sex game with personal attachments for the Wii on the market sometime in early 2009,” said Martin Johnson, of the Garter Group. “Insiders say the code name for the project is the Wii Wii.”

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Morning After Pill For Men Changes His Blood Type

Posted on August 10, 2008 | Leave a comment

Cleveland, OH – Dr. Arthur Yates of the Cleveland Clinic announced the search for a practical morning after pill for men may finally be over. “It is a hard problem. By the morning after, most men are already thinking about their work day or the stock market. Personal responsibility is the last thing on their minds. Actually that is often true before sex too,” said Yates. The pill alters a man’s blood type for up to three months. Yates cautioned that men should be judicious in frequency of use. “There are only so many blood types in the world,” he said.

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Boyfriend Says Oral Sex Gives Him “A Few Minutes of Silence”

Posted on August 2, 2008 | Leave a comment

Phoenix, AZ -Following a week long mountain biking trip in Joshua Tree National Park with his girlfriend, 26-year-old Jason Nyes said he has “finally found a solution” to the problem of gaining a little space in his relationship with his girlfriend. “I love Barbara, but she never stops talking. This is one way I’ve found to get a little peace and quiet,” said Jason. Nyes said spending a week together had given him a chance to work on his relationship. “I read all the books. I tried active listening and negotiating for my needs. In the end the solution was real simple: oral sex. It was right there in front of me all along.”

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