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Today’s Anagrams: “Sarah Palin”

Posted on December 27, 2008 | Leave a comment

Anagrams for “Sarah Palin”

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Tina Fey’s Beastly Burden

Posted on December 8, 2008 | Leave a comment

Hollywood, CA – 30 Rock star Tina Fey is sheltering a stuffed, full-size Alaskan moose given to her by Sarah Palin. “We had to move it out of the family room because people were taking pictures through the windows. I really appreciate the gift and the thought behind it. Only a real moose lover would give such a gift.”
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Sarah Palin Wants To Open ANWR To Moose Drilling

Posted on November 30, 2008 | 1 Comment

Anchorage, AK – Governor Palin announced a proposal today to open sections of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to moose drilling. “We have to do everything we can to help develop local industry and tourism. Alaska has sixty percent of the world’s moose. Moose drilling is a rapidly expanding sport with a lot of room for newcomers. I like to drill them from the air with a few of my friends,” said Palin. Alaska Fish and Game officials said they would announce more details to the governors plans as they became available.

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American Christianists To Convene: “Jesus Is Our CEO”

Posted on September 14, 2008 | Leave a comment

Colorado Springs, CO - “Christianism takes up where Christianity left off. Christianity is all about the meek inheriting the earth and do unto others, which we think, frankly, is a misinterpretation of the Bible. Christianism is about bending others to our will, um, I mean the will of Jesus,” said Reverend James Blobson of Focus On the Fetus. “We believe the corporate model is the structure that Jesus intended to use to run the world, with himself as CEO. Until he returns, we will pick one to reign in his place.” The first Christianist convention will take place in Colorado Springs, Colorado in February of 2009 and feature George Bush and Sarah Palin as keynote speakers.

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Veterinarian Who Vetted Sarah Palin Grants Interview

Posted on September 3, 2008 | Leave a comment

Anchorage, AK – Dr. Ralph Bunch of Anchorage acknowledged today that he had been asked by the McCain campaign to vet governor Sarah Palin a mere thirty six hours before McCain announced her as his running mate last Friday. “I’m very active in the party and I help with fundraising, so that is probably why they asked me,” said Bunch. “I couldn’t find anything to be concerned about. She checked out fine. Damn fine, actually.”

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