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Market For Human Body Parts Soars – Don’t Fall Asleep In Public For Too Long

Chicago, IL- With the worldwide economic decline, the after-market for recycled human body parts is heating up. Unscrupulous funeral directors have profited for years from surreptitiously parting out uncle Chuck like an old Buick. Remember Alistair Cooke, the doddering old Brit with the sleep-inducing show “Masterpiece Theater” on public TV? Your probably do not want to know what happened to him after he died. Now a new organization called freewilly.org is dedicated to developing a free and open market for human body parts with funding from the American Funeral Directors Association. “There is a lot of value in giving life back to the living. We just want to be a partner in that process,” said FreeWilly Director, Richard Member. Currently the largest market for transplant tissue is for penis phalloplasty, the transplantation of penile tissue from cadavers for penis enhancement. “We hope to remove the mystery and stigma from donorship and help grow awareness,” said Member.
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Victoria’s Secret Introduces Penis Gourds For Men

East Reynoldsburg, OH – Victoria’s Secret announced a new line of underwear for men designed to enhance their natural endowment. “We have a wide variety of products that enhance women’s natural gifts. Now we are turning our attention to men,” said product manager Sharon Johnson. The new underwear line was inspired by aboriginal garments from New Guinea and include a leather thong with a large penis gourd. The penis gourds are available with a variety of pin-striping options and Nascar-sanctioned decal packages and may be worn inside or outside of the pants for ceremonial occasions. The gourds will be available in low rise, high rise and no-rise models and be available in stores just before Christmas.

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