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Libby Dole And The Alaska Disasta To Run in 2012?

Posted on December 2, 2008 | Leave a comment

Anchorage, AK - Following their defeats in the fall elections, Sarah Palin and Elizabeth Dole have decided to take their message directly to the people through their common passion: gangsta rap. “People will see who we really are – mavericks who do our own thing. We are the original ‘gangstas,’” said Palin. “I want people to come and have a good time and hear about how we want to shake things up. Libby and I are using this to get the message out to young people to come join our volunteer army for 2012. Libby thinks she will be on the top of the ticket, but we can’t both be young and beautifly, now can we?” said Palin.
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New American News Network – PNN, All Palin, All The Time

Posted on September 11, 2008 | Leave a comment

New York, NY – CNN announced a new network subsidiary today devoted to twenty four hour coverage of everything related to Sarah Palin. The new cable news network will be called the Palin News Network – PNN. “If she says anything, no matter how fact-challenged or outrageous, we will cover it. People are tired of the issues: the war, the economy, the corruption. It is too depressing. They want to fantasize about a beauty queen, soft-core porn star, negligent mom, former small-town mayor who might become a US President some day. Have you seen McCain check out her ass? The Republicans are calling her a GILF – Governer I’d Like To Fuck. We will have crews cover her every move,” said producer Bart Hicks. “For McCain, she is like that deep sea fish with the built-in lure on it’s head that draws in prey: ‘here guys, knock yourselves out.’”

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