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Today’s Latin Pick Up Line

Did vos ulterius? Quoniam vos blew mihi absentis

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Today’s Latin Phrase

Commodo indulgeo Lisa namque absentis. Is eram infirmus quod EGO had suus offa.


“Please excuse Lisa for being absent today. She was sick and I had her shot.”

Today’s Latin Phrase

“Abbas torqueo novus pera.”

Papa’s got a brand new bag.

Today’s Latin Phrase

“Oh, eram ego confestim muneris? Ego ero non pensio intensio.”

Oh, was I speeding officer? I wasn’t paying attention.

Today’s Latin Phrase: “nos non peto diversus altus schola una”

Didn’t we go to different high schools together?