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Orange County, CA - Speaking to reporters on his plane today enroute to his joint appearance with Barack Obama at the Saddleback Church, presidential hopeful John McCain said “this election is all about continence. The world is a dangerous place and we don’t want someone in the white house who might lose it when things go wrong.” Follow up questions about recent reports questioning McCain’s qualifications in that area were received with his trademark “thanks for asking.”