Conservative Song Contest

darkmatter0205 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:03:35 +0000

The Republican party has lost it’s pop culture mojo. Gone are the tear jerkin’ good old days when John Ashcroft sang “Let The Eagle Soar” in throbbing tremolo at the first Bush inauguration. It was a moment that turned the knees of real patriots to jello. The path to GOP resurgence is not to act like Democrats! Michael Steele’s desire to appeal to “urban hip hop” voters be damned. We are the party of red, WHITE, and blue. Let’s go back to the American roots music that gave us years of running rough over everybody who got in our way. I’m proposing a Country Song contest to help us get our pride back. Here are a few suggested titles for starters:

Praise the Lord and Pass the Superstition

Give Me Guns, God and the GOP or I’ll Blow Up My Beloved Country

I’d Rather Be Nailin’ Sarah Palin (And I Voted For Her Twice)

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Wordplay Contest

darkmatter0205 — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:44:05 +0000

The Little Planet Daily is holding our first wordplay contest. The rules are simple: create a new word and it’s definition by changing a single letter of an existing word. If your brain is as warped as ours are and you are willing to waste your valuable time with this crap, email your entries to darkmatter0205 AT gmail DOT COM.The winner will be announced at the end of August and will receive a Little Planet Daily T-shirt. The second and third runners up will receive a WordPress gift credit. Here are some examples of what we mean:

Monumint: a really big breath mint

Reluctent: no happy ending in camp tonight.

Pudgeon: big bird

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