The Republican party has lost it’s pop culture mojo. Gone are the tear jerkin’ good old days when John Ashcroft sang “Let The Eagle Soar” in throbbing tremolo at the first Bush inauguration. It was a moment that turned the knees of real patriots to jello. The path to GOP resurgence is not to act like Democrats! Michael Steele’s desire to appeal to “urban hip hop” voters be damned. We are the party of red, WHITE, and blue. Let’s go back to the American roots music that gave us years of running rough over everybody who got in our way. I’m proposing a Country Song contest to help us get our pride back. Here are a few suggested titles for starters:
Praise the Lord and Pass the Superstition
Give Me Guns, God and the GOP or I’ll Blow Up My Beloved Country
I’d Rather Be Nailin’ Sarah Palin (And I Voted For Her Twice)
