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Chinese Gymnasts Enjoy Annual Phone Call To Parents

Beijing, China – Fresh from a triumphant performance in the Olympics, the Chinese women’s gymnastic team returned to their training facility today. Team members who won a medals were allowed their annual phone call to their parents a day early. “We want thank our glorious people’s republic for letting us speak with our parents,” said a stoic Cheng Fei. “Momma says my room is just the way I left it seven years ago. And I have a new Dad.”

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Chinese Gymnast Wins Gold, Wants Mommy And A Nap

Beijing, China – After a riveting performance on the parallel bars in which she seemed to defy gravity, a performance that clinched the gold medal for the women’s team, tiny Cheng Fei wanted only two things. Speaking through an interpreter, Fei seemed nonplussed about all the excitement. “The medal is cool. But I want my momma and I want a nap. Now.” she said.

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