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Washington, DC – Worried about being hounded for the rest of their lives by lawsuits over potential crimes committed while in office, outgoing president George Bush signed an executive order today that will provide funding for “secure outbounding facilities” at a location in Paraguay. The land  is near the 98840 acres that Bush already owns, the 173,000 acres owned by Bush Sr and the larger parcel owned by Reverend Sun Yung Moon. The property will be made available to senior Bush staff and aides. Paraguay has no criminal extradition treaty with the United States. Administration sources say the property will be protected by a private security force from the Blackwater Security Group.