Monthly Archives: April 2011

Ranch Dressing 2

Boone swung his tired eyes around the scrim of the desert. The lacuna in his mind was not filled by the specter of the coyote in the toilet. It existed apart without meaning. No stranger than the rest of his life that had led to this moment. Still it nagged him. The kill was fresh. Not more than a few hours old. Tire tracks ran in every direction across the playa. There was no line he could follow to make sense of it. There was nothing to do but get back in the truck and keep driving. The highway was three hours away and he would be driving by headlight now. No cell phone coverage here. Nobody to call if there was. He got back in the truck started it up. The familiar throaty rumble filled the night around him enough to try and put the dead coyote in the camp toilet out of his mind.

Ranch Dressing – a Story in Serial Form (1)

Boone drove across the playa as the sun steeped the mountains behind him in tea brown twilight.
Reticules of salt crust crumbled beneath the tires of his truck making powder tracks that narrowed to thin rails behind him and vanished in the dry rind of desert.

He saw something in the playa ahead. Something as random as from a dream ran down his optic nerve jumped from behind his eyelids and set itself in his path. He slowed the truck. He blinked. Again. Again. But he could not make the thing go away. He stopped the truck, got out and walked up to the apparition now as rusted and real as the bark-like playa around it. It was an outdoor toilet like ranchers and farmers set up near cattle stations. Nothing else around it for miles in any direction. He lifted the lid. Inside was the mutilated carcass of a coyote.

To be continued…

What the Kids Say

Dad, you don’t have enough butt to wear those pants.

A hummingbird

Outside in the wisteria, the first hummingbird I’ve seen this Spring. Meanwhile, the rain has decided to go for extra innings. Sigh.

From Good to Great?

Great and good are seldom the same man.

–Winston Churchill

Literature as Carpentry

“Ultimately, literature is nothing but carpentry.”

– Gabriel García Márquez

The God of Small Things

I am the God of small things
The dog whistle and the rake
The light by your bedside
The inhaler you left in the car.

I am the accountant for the dreams of shoes
For the wild ravings of discarded pots and pans
For the hopes of selenium in worn out circuit boards.

Where were you when the oil
Sediments were laid
When the shale was sunlit uplands
When the furnace of morning
Smelted the ore of stars
Forged the tired molecules that now
Hold the towers
Now surround the wires that carry the
Radios sad voices back out amongst the stars.

Where were you when the tantalum
In your networks
Keeping your data moving
Was set in the rock to vibrate in pitch
With the rinsed light of mercury
To listen for the suns particles
Scattering across the sky vault
To set it’s countenance
On the small pond behind your office parking lot.

Where were you when the wind
Deposited the Gobi desert sands that sit
Behind the hydro electric dams
That collect in the current
That fuse in the glass that sits in the
Small frame over your cars speedometer.

I am the God of small things
Of the things that wait
Of the things that carry
Of the things that abide
Of the things that speak with the tongues of rock
More slowly than you
Have ears to hear.

Red and Green Things

Azaleas
tea
tulip canopies over cafe tables
cilantro
peppers
brick tail light
stop signs
roses
noses

The Only Things

The only things you have time for:
being present, authenticity, service to others and a sense of humor.

–Annie Lamott

Homeless

Fevered shouting
at unseen leering giants

legions of armored demons
pushing shopping carts

towering over the homeless guy
waiting for the light to turn.

Cold Start

Motorcycle sprints,
bucks, swerves, balky this morning
like long pastured colt.

Spring In Portland

Hyacinths waving
Spring storm driving wind and sleet
moss grows in my mind.

High on Life

Indoor marijuana growing operations account for 1 percent of U.S. electrical consumption and produce greenhouse gas emissions equivalent to 3 million cars.

–Evan Mills, energy analyst at Berkley Nayional Laboratory

Advice from the World’s Oldest Man

_ Embrace change, even when the change slaps you in the face. (“Every change is good.”)

_ Eat two meals a day (“That’s all you need.”)

_ Work as long as you can (“That money’s going to come in handy.”)

_ Help others (“The more you do for others, the better shape you’re in.”)

Then there’s the hardest part. It’s a lesson Breuning said he learned from his grandfather: accept death.

“We’re going to die. Some people are scared of dying. Never be afraid to die. Because you’re born to die,” he said.

–Walter Breuning, died yesterday in Great Falls Montana at the age of 111

Pablo Casals on Patriotism

The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?

–Pablo Casals

I’m Buying

Chicago. Walking across the State street bridge on a sunny, windy spring evening in that crystaline Chicago light. A guy was panhandling in the middle of the bridge. Good eye contact. Friendly but not obsequious. Said he lives under a bridge.

Do you really live under a bridge?

Yea. A lot of homeless in Chicago.

I gave him some money. He shook my hand.

My name is Andrew Cobb, he said. Are you hungry? I’m buying.

No, but thanks. Good luck.

Life’s Work

90 years old with a lifetime full of paintings in his Portland basement.
Only family and a few friends knew.
He was a protean painter bridging eras and worlds.
The twentieth century flowed across his canvases,
each one a shimmering stipple in Seurat’s Afternoon on the Island.
They gave him a show before he died.
He seemed happy about it.
He left a bit early.
He was tired.
He had an idea for a painting.

Time Travel

In the future where
time’s river forks go left
we raised children there.

Little Joe the Wrangler

Little Joe the Wrangler
by
N. Howard “Jack” Thorp (1908)

Little Joe, the wrangler, will never wrangle more;
His days with the remuda- they are done.
‘Twas a year ago last April, he joined the outfit here,
A little Texas stray and all alone.

‘Twas long late in the evening he rode up to the herd
On a little old brown pony he called Chow;
With his brogan shoes and overalls, a harder- lookin’ kid,
You never in our life had seen before.

His saddle “t was a southern kack built many years ago,
An O.K. spur on one foot idly hung,
While the “hot roll” in a cotton sack was loosely tied behind,
And a canteen from the saddle horn h’ed slung.

He said he’d had to leave home, his daddy’d married twice,
And his new ma beat him every day or two,
So he saddled up old Chow one night and “lit a shuck” this way-
Thought he’d try and paddle now his own canoe.

Said he’d try and do the best he could if we’d only give him work
Though he didn’t know straight up about a cow;
So the Boss he cut him out a mount and kinder put him on,
For he sorta liked that little stray somehow.

Taught him how to herd the horses and learn to know them all,
To round ‘em up by daylight if he could;
To follow the chuck-wagon and to always hitch the team
And help the “cosinero” rustle wood.

We’d driven to Red River and the weather had been fine,
We were camped down on the south side in a bend,
When a norther commenced blowin’ and we all doubled up our guards,
For it took all hands to hold the cattle then.

Little Joe, the wrangler, was called out with the rest,
And scarcely had the kid got to that herd,
When the cattle they stampeded; like a hailstorm, long they flew,
And all of us were riding for the lead.

‘Tween the streaks of lightnin’ we could see that horse far out ahead-
“T was little Joe, the wrangler, in the lead;
He was ridin’ “Old Blue Rocket” with his slicker ‘bove his head,
Trying to check the leaders in their speed.

At last we got them milling and kinder quieted down,
And the extra guard back to the camp did go;
But one of them was missin’, and we all knew at a glance
‘T was our little Texas stray, poor Wrangler Joe.

Next morning just at sunup we found where Rocket fell,
Down in a washout twenty feet below;
Beneath his horse, mashed to a pulp, his spurs had rung the knell
For our little Texas stray, poor Wrangler Joe.

Violence as Porn

My fourteen year old daughter reminded me how inured we have all become to movie violence. She couldn’t sleep last night after seeing a PG-13 movie in the theaters with some scenes of gratuitous violence that most of us by now would grimace at and ignore. Sex scenes we limit. Violence? Bring on the cannibals.