Monthly Archives: April 2010

Today’s Latin Pick Up Line


I’m non Fred Flintstone tamen EGO can planto vestri cubile silicis.

(I’m not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.)

Today’s Moment of Zen

I was just out walking the dog when I found this “poetry post” a few blocks from my house. The poem on display?
Bob Dylan’s Subterranean Homesick Blues!

Today’s Poem

Assay

Let it down your mind, I say,
It is full of evanescent clutter,
A thousand snips and clips of things
No prudent soul would ever utter.
And though a man’s a man for all o’ that
As Robbie Burns did once surmise,
There’s very few thoughts new or profound
That haven’t been said better by some other guy.
See that picture of Marilyn Monroe
Tipped up against the chiffarobe?
It reminds me of a girl I knew
Who long ago did once unclothe,
But that leads me to another thought
Of a hairy bull in a china shop.
Why it does I haven’t a clue,
But there you have it,
It will have to do.
So let’s raise a glass to the far flung dross
That’s spread around the mind’s back lot
There’s gold somewhere in that steaming pile
Amidst the cares and noble rot.
So stir your stumps, man up, I say!
There’s a world that needs to hear you shout.
There may be nuggets o’ rarest ore
If you’ve got the stuff to pan it out.

Today’s Accidental Still Life

Today’s Poem

Reminders

I fear this sorrow is to make me somehow
More cognizant of careful now.
I’m hesitant with woeful things
Like a wobbly puppet on hidden strings,
I take no pleasure the knowing
That soon there comes the time of going.
So keep me under your spreading wings,
Swimming with candidates and kings.
And if I wish to stray somehow from
The fierce urgency of now,
Grab hold the scruff of grevious care,
Sweep me up if unaware
Of lifes one constant ere unfolding,
In the Now eternity beholding.

Today’s Journal Entry

They say Thoreau mumbled the words “moose” and “Indian” just before he died. Maybe he had a vision of his beloved Concord woods and their former inhabitants beckoning him to join them in a risen world. When someone asked him a week earler how he stood in his relations with God, he said a snowstorm meant more to him than God. With his trademark clarity intact, he had surrounded himself with what was vividly real to him, entering into Nature on his own terms.

When I visit my dying friend, though I see him surrounded by family, his smile and quiet humor still intact, I also see him beginning weeks of brutal radiation treatments to his brain that offer him only the illusion of control and borrowed time. I can’t help but wonder if the woods of so-called modern medicine many of us wander in at the end of our days contain anything as redemptive as Thoreau’s risen Garden.

Today’s Haiku

War

Afghanistan’s proud
people die while US troops
must “embrace the suck.”

Today’s Quote

“We cannot live for ourselves alone.”

–Herman Melville

Today’s Joke

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and says, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”

She quickly takes off all her clothes and says, “Is there somebody on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”

A guys stands up, takes off his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

Today’s Anagrams

Anagrams for “bubble economy”:

Be Coy, Bumble On
Be Numb, Loco, Bye!
No-Eye Bomb Club

Today’s Latin Pick Up Line

Did vos ulterius? Quoniam vos blew mihi absentis

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Daniel Ellsberg And Obama’s War

“Cast your whole ballot, not just a slip of paper, but your whole influence.”
– Henry David Thoreau

Seeing Daniel Ellsberg speak is like grabbing hold of a high-tension power line that runs through recent American history. I had the honor of meeting him at a screening of a new documentary about his life, “The Most Dangerous Man in America” last night in Portland. He spoke after the film about his role in ending the war in Vietnam and wars we are in now, opening with this lovely quote from Thoreau about citizen involvement in government.

Though initially an Obama supporter, he said he was troubled that Obama has “continued the coup that the executive branch of government has made since 2001 with it’s illegal imprisonment, illegal wiretapping and illegal wars.” Ellsberg believes Obama’s biggest mistake has been to make Afghanistan his war and that he has no intention of stopping the escalation of the war in Afghanistan at 100,000 troups. “I think Obama was threatened by the generals in the Pentagon the same way LBJ was. They told LBJ they would resign, go public and call him ‘weak’ as a president. Imagine that — threatening someone with weakness causes wars,” said Ellsberg. “I predict we will have 200,00 troups there in four years and the war will end up costing us two trillion dollars unless we stop it. The soviets killed one million Afghans. How many will we kill before we are through? Afghan society is organized to repel invaders. That is what they do.” He did say that like Kennedy, Obama is young and may have a change of heart and confront his generals they way Kennedy did during the Cuban missile crisis.

Ellsberg spoke of the hubris caused by secrecy. He recalled counseling a colleague who entered the inner circle of the Nixon administration telling him, “you will get access to information that is two or three levels above top secret –stuff only an handful of people know. Your first reaction will be giddiness. Then you will feel stupid that you did not know these things. Then you will stop listening to experts on any topic because you believe you know more than they do.”

He asked the audience where the personal courage will come from to stop the war. “I don’t see people risking imprisonment or their careers today like they did then. Colin Powell came back from Vietnam, rose to Secretary of Defense and helped lie us into the Iraq war. He could have stopped it.” Ellsberg said the only way to stop the Afghan war is to cut the funding in congress. “Your former senator, Wayne Morse, told me if he had access to the Pentagon Papers during the Gulf of Tonkin incident the resolution would not have gotten out of committee and there would have been no war.”

I asked Ellsberg afterwards about people using civil disobedience and not paying their taxes. “My friends have done it but they garnish your wages and take your house. It would take a half a million people doing it to make a difference. That would have an impact.”

Today In History

April 2, 1513 – Ponce de Leon discovers south Florida and claims it for Spain, saying in a letter to the King, “Your Highness, it is a fair and verdant land that the locals call ‘Cougar Town.”

Today’s Epigram

Bigotry is the “sacred” disease.—Heraclitus

Today’s Anagrams

Anagrams for “Tea Party Member”

Berate, Temp Army!
Maybe Rear Tempt?
Tame Party Ember

Today’s Factoid

More Americans work in casinos than in automobile plants.

–BBC America