At The Queers Museum
I went to the queers museum today
To see the show about the bad old days.
No warrior gays, no teacher gays,
No coach gays, no minister gays,
No politician gays, no savior gays,
No redeemer gays, no Christ-in-all gays,
No Muslim gays, no Jew gays,
Not even any penguin gays.
Where was everybody?