Daily Archives: January 21, 2010

Obama Limerick

There once was a man named Obama

Who grew up where they need no pajamas.

It soon became evident, when he became president,

He was more Herbert Hoover than High Llama.

Supreme Court Relaxes Restrictions On Human Sacrifice

Washington DC – In a 5-4 ruling today, the United States Supreme Court ruled in favor of  allowing some forms of human sacrifice in the context of corporate motivational events. Ruling for the majority in the Pradeep v. Dow Chemical case, Chief Justice Roberts said “the right of free speech is fundamental to our democracy. If this specific activity is central to internal corporate communications, then it is protected speech.”