Donny Osmond Reveals Face Transplant From Own Backside

Hollywood, CA - “I didn’t want to tell anyone until the Dancing With the Stars season was over, but the speculation has just gotten to be a huge distraction,” said Mr. Osmond. “My face was burned horribly in fire five years ago. I spent nine months in seclusion and the only therapy available was a massive skin graft from my butt. It wasn’t a full face transplant, just the smile and both cheeks. I can’t tell the difference now,” said Osmond.