Daily Archives: November 5, 2009

Houston, TX – The Texas state Board of Prisons has granted Great Roundup Media an exclusive contract to broadcast executions on closed-circuit, pay-per-view cable television. “This is the frontier in reality television and we are proud to be a part of it,” said CEO Ken Anderson. “Executions used to be public in this country until the liberals took over. But the great state of Texas wants to see people receive the ultimate justice and we are happy to oblige. I just wish we could bring back the electric chair or even the gallows. That would be better graphically speaking. Of course we won’t allow just any advertising. We want to preserve the dignity of the occasion,” said Anderson.