Monthly Archives: August 2009

Seattle, WA – Seattle public high schools are preparing for the worst outbreak of swain flu in decades. “The kid’s hormones always kick in when they get back to school and see all their friends, but it is manageable and usually settles down around mid-term exam time. This year, the teens in summer school seem so stressed by the economy and home life that they are falling in love with each other at the drop of a sext message, ” said school superintendent Mars Mansfield. “We are resetting the locker room showers to only spray cold water which should help some,” said Mansfield.