Daily Archives: May 31, 2009

Cheney To Have Spleenectomy

Washington DC - Former Vice President Dick Cheney will enter Walter Reed hospital next week for a rare procedure to remove a large portion of his spleen. “There are some people who have an overactive spleen. The former Vice President has the most overactive one I’ve ever seen. This should make him more comfortable and help with the frequent venting,” said head surgeon Dr. Justin Anout.

Today’s Latin Phrase: “nos non peto diversus altus schola una”

Didn’t we go to different high schools together?