Words are falling out of common use everyday. When was the last time you used a shoe hook, went pace egging or ate haggis? Or for that matter, when was the last time you heard of someone obambulating? We note that to obambulate means to wander aimlessly. However, this muscular and clinical sounding word is crying out for a more common definition. So we offer the following alternative definition:
Obambulate
intransitive verb, obambulate, obambulating
1. to choke to near asphyxiation during a violent verbal tirade against Barack Obama, as in “Mr. Limbaugh obambulated on his show again today and had to be taken to the emergency room.”
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Yes, and I believe that intensive, frequent cummerbunding could lead to a terrible case of haggis…especially in the more tropical regions where one or more of the participants are avid athletes.
haggis…a highly contagious fungal infection, usually contracted by drinking alcohol from athletic shoes.
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