Kansas City, MO - Amid persistent rumors about the mysterious bulges appearing in his pants, seventy-two year-old presidential hopeful John McCain took several reporters into a men’s room today and dropped his trousers to show them he does not use any personal incontinence aids. “Are you happy now?” said McCain. Of the three to witness the event, one remarked that it was not the highlight of his day and said he remained unconvinced.
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