New American News Network – PNN, All Palin, All The Time

New York, NY – CNN announced a new network subsidiary today devoted to twenty four hour coverage of everything related to Sarah Palin. The new cable news network will be called the Palin News Network – PNN. “If she says anything, no matter how fact-challenged or outrageous, we will cover it. People are tired of the issues: the war, the economy, the corruption. It is too depressing. They want to fantasize about a beauty queen, soft-core porn star, negligent mom, former small-town mayor who might become a US President some day. Have you seen McCain check out her ass? The Republicans are calling her a GILF – Governer I’d Like To Fuck. We will have crews cover her every move,” said producer Bart Hicks. “For McCain, she is like that deep sea fish with the built-in lure on it’s head that draws in prey: ‘here guys, knock yourselves out.’”