Orange County, CA – “Yes, you’ve discovered my secret. I can usually get the Cubs games wherever I am, ” said a smiling Obama when asked yesterday about his expansive appendages. “Oh, and I get all the secret ultra-liberal agenda talking points that way too. We are rolling out a proposal for mandatory health insurance for pets tomorrow. It is part of my expansion of the socialist welfare state. Actually, we could probably get health care for pets done easier than health care for the rest of us.”
