Ancient Amazon Civilization Had A Wendys

Orlando, FL – In a paper to appear in the Journal Science, anthropologists from the University of Florida and Brazil have found evidence of an ancient, large urban civilization in the Amazon basin. The most startling discovery appears to be one that connects the lost city to our own cities today. “We found a carved figure of a little red-haired girl that matches the Wendy’s girl in startling detail. And we found an inscription on the carving that we believe translates roughly as ‘hot and juicy,’” said research assistant Randy Williams.

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