New McCain School Of Government: No Classes, Just Abuse

Annapolis, MD – Jason Maxwell, one of John McCain’s leading fund raisers, today announced the establishment of a new endowment to fund a McCain School Of Government at the US Naval Academy. The school will seek to train a next generation of leaders using a model based on John McCain’s experience as a prisoner of war in the 1960′s in Vietnam. “Academics aren’t the focus. John McCain graduated 894 out of 898 at the Naval Academy in 1958 and frankly, after decades in the senate, is still pretty clueless about governing and public policy. We aren’t interested in training more policy wonks, legislators or thought leaders. We want to create leaders in John McCain’s mold by stressing people to the breaking point. People who battle post traumatic stress syndrome develop instant reactions and have the right stuff to make the difficult decisions about our country’s future,” said Maxwell.