Hollywood, CA – “I just couldn’t live the lie any longer,” said Ariel today after announcing that she is really a manmaid. “I hope to keep making films, but it is up to Disney. I think I bring something special to the role and you have to admit I look fabulous in green sequined flippers and clamshells. And my co-star is flexible, if you know what I mean,” said Ariel. Representatives of Disney were not available for comment.
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