Abortion Foes Form New Franchise: Fetuses-R-Us

Colorado Springs, CO – Those familiar abortion protesters with the large, colorful signs with super-magnified images of aborted fetuses may soon be bringing their message to a mall near you. “We are all about the fetus. That is our brand,” said Reverend James Blobson of Focus On The Fetus. “We are opening a chain of stores called Fetuses-R-Us that will carry our message through merchandising. You will be able to buy hats, t-shirts, keychains, coffee mugs, mouse pads and posters, all with our signature pictures of aborted fetuses you have become familiar with through our street protests. We challenge the presidential candidates to wear one of our fetus lapel pins,” said Blobson.

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