Obama’s Secret Ties To Church Of Flying Spaghetti Monster

Augusta, GA – “We have every reason to believe that Senator Obama is a secret member of a religious cult devoted some sort of flying demon,” said David Connors, head of an organization called Get Straight With Jesus Or Go Straight To Hell. “Our investigations have lead us to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,” said Connors. “It sounds like some sort of Asian voodoo thing. I hear they call themselves ‘pastafarians’. ” There was no comment from the Obama campaign.