Chinese Gymnasts Enjoy Annual Phone Call To Parents

Beijing, China – Fresh from a triumphant performance in the Olympics, the Chinese women’s gymnastic team returned to their training facility today. Team members who won a medals were allowed their annual phone call to their parents a day early. “We want thank our glorious people’s republic for letting us speak with our parents,” said a stoic Cheng Fei. “Momma says my room is just the way I left it seven years ago. And I have a new Dad.”