Victoria’s Secret Introduces Penis Gourds For Men

East Reynoldsburg, OH – Victoria’s Secret announced a new line of underwear for men designed to enhance their natural endowment. “We have a wide variety of products that enhance women’s natural gifts. Now we are turning our attention to men,” said product manager Sharon Johnson. The new underwear line was inspired by aboriginal garments from New Guinea and include a leather thong with a large penis gourd. The penis gourds are available with a variety of pin-striping options and Nascar-sanctioned decal packages and may be worn inside or outside of the pants for ceremonial occasions. The gourds will be available in low rise, high rise and no-rise models and be available in stores just before Christmas.