iPod-Powered Vibrator Creates A Sensation

New York, NY - With the release of the world’s first iPod-powered vibrator, OhMiBod has brought new meaning to the Rolling Stones lyric, “Start Me Up.” The OhMiBod device automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Industry analysts covering the emerging tele-dildonics industry say this is just the beginning. “I expect Nintendo to put an interactive sex game with personal attachments for the Wii on the market sometime in early 2009,” said Martin Johnson, of the Garter Group. “Insiders say the code name for the project is the Wii Wii.”