Daily Archives: August 13, 2008

Hillary To Enter Democratic Convention On a White Horse

Denver, CO – “Please don’t read anything into this or the fact that the horse is white. This is a way to showcase alternate forms of transportation that do not depend on imported oil. I’m totally here for Obama,” said Clinton in response to questions about the unusual announcement by her former campaign strategist, Mark Penn. Details of the plan, leaked by a staff worker, indicate the horse and rider will be wearing matching pants suits. The Obama campaign had no response.

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Chinese Gymnast Wins Gold, Wants Mommy And A Nap

Beijing, China – After a riveting performance on the parallel bars in which she seemed to defy gravity, a performance that clinched the gold medal for the women’s team, tiny Cheng Fei wanted only two things. Speaking through an interpreter, Fei seemed nonplussed about all the excitement. “The medal is cool. But I want my momma and I want a nap. Now.” she said.

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